Dana needed to bring a salad for connection Sunday so I stopped by Wal-Mart:
Me: Hi! How are you?
Clerk: Fine, and you?
Me: Much better than I deserve. Did you know that the Bible says that all liars will have their part in the lake of fire?
Me: Have you ever told a lie?
Me: Don't worry. I continued reading and learned a little about Jesus. Here is a tract. God bless.
I know what you are thinking...not very smooth. I agree. I guess it's better than saying nothing. I'll keep working on my 10 second gospel and we will see if it improves by day thirty.